So, I don't think I would ever go to the town of Smallville, because everything there seems to explode. Any car that gets set on fire there erupts into a mushroom cloud of flame, taking surrounding camper vans and sheds with it in pieces. Seriously, the whole town is balancing on the edge of the apocalypse.
I reckon everyone gets a bit nervous when watching the weather channel as I'm pretty sure that wispy clouds coalescing in the stratosphere are able to detonate a toaster oven with the force of a localised nuclear bomb.
Another thing I wonder about Smallville is how clever the students at Smallville high really are because they get hit on the head ALOT. I'm really worried about Pete Ross because he's basically been knocked out every episode he's been in it. That's probably the reason for his hair. He doesn't shave it, he's just been hit so many times it refuses to grow.
I'm also wondering how many songs contain the phrases "You're all I want" or "You're all I need". Glancing at Google, the answer is - Shitloads.
The last thing that I notice is that whenever I see something related to architecture I get a little sick inside. So far I'm staying away from Grand Designs, that advert where some famous builder builds a shed, anything that's made with 3d rendering and cinemas because that's what my project is on.
After writing that list I need to go throw up. Excuse me.
Friday 17 April 2009
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